It’s snacc time

skittypilled:
when you’re in the club freaking it sensitive style

no-this-is-ryan:
Saw this tweet and had to collect Ryan Gosling’s best PR quotes for Barbie
Hey uh brand new addition

I slept in and just woke up, so here’s what I’ve been able to figure out while sipping coffee:
Twitter has officially rebranded to X just a day or two after the move was announced.
The official branding is that a tweet is now called “an X”, for which there are too many jokes to make.
The official account is still @twitter because someone else owns @X and they didn’t reclaim the username first.
The logo is 𝕏 which is the Unicode character Unicode U+1D54F so the logo cannot be copyrighted and it is highly likely that it cannot be protected as a trademark.
Outside the visual logo, the trademark for the use of the name “X” in social media is held by Meta/Facebook, while the trademark for “X” in finance/commerce is owned by Microsoft.
The rebranding has been stopped in Japan as the term “X Japan” is trademarked by the band X JAPAN.
Elon had workers taking down the “Twitter” name from the side of the building. He did not have any permits to do this. The building owner called the cops who stopped the crew midway through so the sign just says “er”.
He still plans to call his streaming and media hosting branch of the company as “Xvideo”. Nobody tell him.
This man wants you to give him control over all of your financial information.

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axziom13

flyin-shark:

It’s a shame to see such anti fish discrimination still going on in 2023. We’re better than this 😔

charlesoberonn:

thingstrumperssay:
I’m not giving context for this because it’s funnier that way.
Joining Ted Cruz’s war on Barbie on the side of Barbie.

thetyrannosaur

georgebbwbush:

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Btw your magic wizard party was poorly organized and we’re all leaving. The magic fireworks were not spectacular and the homemade potions were not delicious

Anonymous

wizardpotions:

But it’s my birtday

virgomoon:

virgomoon:
virgomoon:
twitter is dying fr
lol
officially rip (2006-2023)

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grimeclown:

old-flesh:
avoidbeing:
An obsidian mirror found at Catalhoyuk, 8,000 years old
“get the fries, you’ll need the energy in the coming days”
Cmon man

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todaysbird:

gallusrostromegalus:
libraryspectre:
libraryspectre:
Feel uncomfortable going to Cheesecake Factory when it’s so under the watch of the eye of Sauron
I made this post in 2016 and it got 3 notes, suddenly people are interacting with it. What is happening how did you even find it
How doe this post have less than 1,000 notes when “The Eye Of Sauron at the Cheesecake factory” has been living rent-free in my head for almost a decade?
Is this a common phenomena? I thought this was a Big Post; I remember seeing it a few times

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